Desires of the Heart

I am always so jazzed when I am able to get a good seat on Southwest, munch on my free snack and sip on my plastic cup filled with watered ice while reading Skymall. It is always especially fantastic to peruse my Skymall Maggy with Mark sitting next to me. Here's why. The truth is I have super great ideas ALL THE TIME. More often than he would like, I share these ideas of true awesomeness with my one true love. I think he tires of thinking of nice ways to tell me that my ideas just wouldn't sell. Skymall gives me the opportunity to show him-SEE SEE I thought of that first and now here it is in print reaching scads of Southwest patrons.

Skymall also gives me a chance to see all of the ideas that are truly fantastic and make myself wonder why I didn't think of it. I admit there are things that I truly want from Skymall and then there are those that I am curious about in a weird sort of a way-so much so that if I were a trillionaire I would purchase it just to satisfy this curiosity. I decided to reward my faithful readers with the items that I would never admit that I kinda want from Skymall.

Okay, here is one that I really do want the two foot tall Garden Yeti. I admit I wish that he were taller but all the reviews say he is fabulous all the same. Mark and I would move him around the yard and dress him for the seasons and the holidays.
The Adjustable Purse Organizer would this help me to eliminate the strange crumbs and mess in my purse? I also feel like I need to support his because it reminds me of the Best Bag Eva.

Wouldn't the shopkeepers be in absolute awe of my hi-tech do-hickie gizmo gadget?

Shelves, bins, labels, need I say more?
Don't have a cat but WOW! Go ahead and youtube the Litter Kwitter to see real live cats in action. Litter is gross but then a little cat bum on my toilet? I just don't know-there is just something wrong about this on so many levels yet....curious....
Maybe I could go to theme parks if I had one of these. I am so afraid of not being able to find my car. I admit sometimes after an especially long trip to Shoprite I emerge disoriented and have had a slight panic attack sensation. The panic button would come in handy so someone else could come and help navigate me to my car.

It just feels so good to squeeze my head when I have a headache so why wouldn't this work? It come with hot and cold packs.

This one is a step up from the headache relieving wrap because it has pressure AND massage. Being able to look like a Cylon apparently is a just an added bonus.
I just think Mark's two dollars would be safer in his front pocket than in his back pocket and now with this wallet it should be an option.


Mark and I have long wanted one of these bad boys to use while we watch tv and eat cookies that way we can burn as we go and still get our shows in.


The Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent-disguised as a birdhouse. This patented device is supposed to stop the barking of any dog that is near it-neighbors included. What I loved about this is how cleverly it is disguised because my dog will definitely NOT know where the deterrent is coming from now.
Can you tell I get headaches a lot?


I think this would be super comfy and I like all of the pockets for storage.

Who doesn't want an R2-D2? Always been curious about this one I guess it can play hide and seek with the kids. I am a little concerned how it is able to mimic the real thing, "right down to his occasional 'bad mood'." What does this mean exactly? What does he do when he is in a bad mood is he as bad as me? Oh but then it reads, "A simple command of, 'R2, behave yourself!' snaps him out of it". Now I am won over again because the control I would feel being able to actually have one of the underlings of the house listen and respond to me with one voice command would be phenomenal!
Me thinks this is an awesome welcome mat idea if only they could make it look a little more durable.


You know just for those morning walks in Jersey. Shame I don't have a flip phone. Have a hard time reaching me? Get me one of these and then I will NEVER EVER lose my phone again. "easily flipped open to answer with a flick fo the wrist. This innovative accessory uses sturdy velcro...extensively tested by active joggers, cyclists, skate boarders, fishermen, hunters and business people."


I think my neighbor would have nothing but congrats to give to me if I covered up our mutually unsightly utility thingy majiggy with one of these huge boulders.