

We went to see the new Terminator movie. Mark already saw it with the inlaws but assured me that I would like it. We went to a theatre closer to our house paid our money and went to sit down. When we walked into the theatre and quickly noticed screen was super super tiny. Laughably so. We sat as close as we could and sat down thinking that maybe that would fix the problem. Nope. The screen was maybe twice the size of the biggest one you would find at best buy only it was blurry and the picture was crooked and hanging over the edges of the screen-which given the size really wasn't a surprise. Soooooo disappointed. We rarely splash out the cash to go and see a movie in a theatre but when we do it is for a movie that we deem worthy to see on a "big screen". What do you do when the screen isn't big but you paid for one? The sign said, "no refunds". Should have been a red flag but there were a lot of patrons at this theatre. After we sat there for a few minutes deliberating about what we should do (we were the only ones for that movie so far) some more people entered. "What the ^&* I can't even SEE the screen from back here! Where is it?!" and "This is THE smallest screen I have ever seen!". Later when Mark and I were talking about it he told me in all seriousness how he was just "trying to imagine that I was viewing a movie at a movie stars house or something". I commended him on his coping strategy but I then had to inform him that I was fairly certain that even a "C-list" movie star's home theatre system was surely larger.
Anywhoo we decided to take our chances for a refund. We gave the excuse that the babysitter couldn't stay as long and we would have to leave early if we stayed. They did refund us but I think they knew the truth. How could you not? I know I have lost all credibility with previous "mistruths" but I am not exaggerating -it was tiny. You probably had to be there, but I haven't laughed so hard since I mistakenly led twin to the ahem "chinese masseuse".